Of Poems
Appetizer: Bread Stick Limerick
The Poor Potato
Poor potato dunked in mayo
may or may not be in a volcano
cooked and burned, steamed not fresh
meshed with flesh and no refresh
then the poor potato then saw a tornado
Entrée: Narrative Meat Pizza
The Pitiful Potato
Now there was a sad, sad, potato
all he wanted was a friend,
but instead he found a fiend.
Let me tell you the story of this pitiful potato:
A long time ago a pitiful potato was very lonely all he wanted was a friend. He went looking for one in the park. He found there supposedly his new friend. His new friend was really tall he had blond hair and real eyes? Pitiful potato didn't care he had a new friend! But, right then he saw his friend eat a potato! The pitiful potato felt like his heart just dropped. Cannibal! The pitiful potato thought! But he didn't know it was a human friend that he had.
Toppings for my Narrative Meat Pizza:
Parmesan Personification, Sausage Simile,
Ricotta Repetition
Entrée: Sonnet Spaghetti
Oh How I Love Cats
Cats and Kittens some are named Mittens.
Oh how I like their meows!
I like them all the fat, flat, cast, hat, cats.
When I see cats I feel like I just won a prize so happy indeed.
Cats they cuddle up next to make me warm even when I feel stone cold.
Mew and Meow cats say all day!
But I can't say no to them because its ok.
Cats take naps and perhaps some are fat.
I never feel scared or alone when cats are there to take me home.
There is nothing to not like about them their cute, cuddly, and kind.
Toppings for my Sonnet Spaghetti:
Onomatopoeia Olives, Sausage Simile,
Ricotta Repetition
Dessert: Brownie a la Ode
Praising Dogs
Dogs cuddle with me when I am sad.
Dogs make sure I don't feel down in the dumps.
Dogs are truly a mans best friend.
Dogs are the nurses in a hospital that come to cure your sadness.
Dogs play with you and keep you safe and warm.
They'll stay with you forever to the very end.
Love dogs like they love you.